why was the pizza guy so surprised when i answered the door mustve been something behind me i guess [
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i was joking with my boss about these subreddits yesterday so if youre wondering why im late to work today this is the reason đź‘‹ [
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after waking up wait why is the window wide open [
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this is why i was actually taking so long in the bathroom f [
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mmm no wonder why im always eager to come home from work [
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everyone at the beach was staring today do you have any idea why lt3 [
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i never understood why anyone would have sex on the floor until i was with you and i realized you dont ever realize youre on the floor” ― david levithan the lovers dictionary [
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i was very popular at the gym yesterday can you see why [
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