why is this so fkin mouthwatering [open]

  this is why my username fits me so well hehe 🍑 f [open]

  f30 this is probably why it takes me so long to mow the grass [open]

  this is why girls take so long in the bathroom [open]

  i was joking with my boss about these subreddits yesterday so if youre wondering why im late to work today this is the reason 👋 [open]

  my husband asks why i take so long in the shower but this is the real reason [open]

  this is why you have to pretend to be shy during a fitness class so that you stay at the back of the room [open]

  this is why i was actually taking so long in the bathroom f [open]

  thats a pretty innocent pic p f ive been wondering why there are so many of college professors on here that is actually makes me scared and in this case im happy i quit college if youre another creepy professor and you read this please dont pm me [open]

  f18 maybe this is why i spend so long in the fitting room at vs 😚 [open]