is it wrong that i want my holes to be stuffed like a turkey [open]

  its turkey day in canada time to stuff me! [open]

  i dont always wear a turkey on my head but when i do i make sure to give useless facts about turkeys for example a male turkeys waddle is like a mood ring it turns red if tom turkey is trying to attract females it turns blueish if tom turkey is scared the more you know [open]

  stuff my turkey and coat it with your gravy [open]