i dont always wear a turkey on my head but when i do i make sure to give useless facts about turkeys for example a male turkeys waddle is like a mood ring it turns red if tom turkey is trying to attract females it turns blueish if tom turkey is scared the more you know [open]

  if you need a spot to rest your head on im sure my soft boobs would do the job [open]

  slow wet head play with a cbt i could do this for hours mf [open]

  do a head workout [open]

  do a workout for your head [open]